I don't even remember what time I left last night.
That's because you said to me "I need Pizza" and did your own Irish Exit.
Dan Posted: 03/23/16
Why are there cats in the apartment?
Because one of the cats looked like the color of a Fireball shot.
Monica Posted: 04/10/14
True life my doorman is judging my attire at 4am this morning.
True life I'm at the bowling alley and I see the midget that was in the batman costume that at Irish Exit last night.